"this is the best day the world has ever seen. tomorrow will be better."

lol
“OK I take it all back. This was a HUGE mistake. I really didn’t understand the power of the internet and I really wish that this song and video never happened. Its really just no fun, no fun, no fun, no funAUAUHAGAHAGAHGHAGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

WE’RE … NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
I DON’T EVEN THINK THAT’S LEGAL.
I’M GOING TO CRY SOON.
THIS IS NOT AS SEXY AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
NEXT TIME WE RENT PORN, DO YOU THINK MAYBE-
WE’RE ONLY RENTING FROM THE ‘CLASSICS’ SECTION. I’M TALKING 1960-1975.
THANK GOD. THIS IS … REALLY NOT DOING IT FOR ME.
IS THAT HER-
JUST TURN IT OFF, PLEASE. LET’S GO TO APPLEBEE’S OR SOMETHING.
think i just found a new favorite website!
thatwallstreetdude is one very smart dude. the balanced budget amendment would be a disaster for our economy. and it isn’t necessary!
We don’t need a balanced budget amendment. We need smarter politicians who are not bought out by individual/local interests.
(via political-cartoons)
I believe the speaker would like to avoid default, but he has a funny way of showing it.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, a Nevada Democrat, on House Speaker John Boehner and the debt ceiling impasse. (via officialssay)
nice way of putting it. har har.
(via theatlantic)